Reality Vs Expectation
So, you burned your ham… Does your house smell alarming? Do your guests look worried? This is what we, at The Honey Baked Ham Company, like to refer to as a “Hamergency.”
At this very moment, you’re probably wondering why you just didn’t go with a Honey Baked Ham this holiday season (we’re wondering the same thing). But, if there’s one thing we’ve learned over the past 61 years, it’s that everyone makes mistakes. The Honey Baked Ham Company takes Hamergencies very seriously, so we’ve created our very own HAMERGENCY TOOL KIT – something to help America’s worst cooks cover up their holiday kitchen fails.
HAMERGENCY KIT Contents
Honey Baked Ham Hamergency Candle
No one has to know you burned the ham – just light this candle to fill your kitchen with the sweet aroma of our signature HoneyBaked glaze.
Hamergency Water Fire Extinguisher
Because shipping you a real fire extinguisher was just too expensive.
Hamergency Fire Resistant Oven Mitts
Burning the main dish is sad enough – don’t burn your hands too.
Hamergency First Aid Kit
For when you don't listen to us about the oven mitts and burn your hands–burn cream included.
Burnt ham makes us cry, too.
Hamergency Wine Tumbler
Our best attempt at making you feel better, because everything is better with wine.
ATTENTION: Calling America’s Worst Cooks! We’re Here To Help.
Do you have a cooking catastrophe story to share? Submit it here for your chance to snag a Hamergency Tool Kit. Hurry though – there are lots of terrible cooks out there!